Ibracadabra!

Completely disregard my last article as it is now ancient history. The past few months I've been engulfed in a dark, ominous hole known as the Milan transfer campaign. A campaign so depressing our 'premier' acquisition was Sokratis Papastatopujdnjgnakjn & the mercurial Prince Boateng.
Galliani & co. just redeemed themselves by acquiring one of the world's premier strikers in Zlatan Ibrahimovic. How did this happen, Mr. Galliani? Only a month ago in an 'exclusive' video interview you said Milan would only buy a 'big' if they sold a 'big'. Selling Huntelaar to buy Ibrahimovic is like selling a pickle to purchase a filet mignon. The funds don't add up, but whose counting anyways? Milan now have one of the world's most feared attacking tridents.

Ibrahimovic, Pato & Ronaldinho paired up form a dynamic threesome of skill, technique, and plenty of flair. The inconsistent & overwhelmed Borriello can stop worrying about carrying Milan on his back. He had a fine display last year, but I always had my doubts if a team with Champions League trophy aspirations could really win any silverware with him leading the frontlines.
Moving on, the official deal for Ibrahimovic is as follows: He will make slightly less by earning €8 million for four years. Milan will pay a total of €24 million to Barcelona over three years, paid in various installments. I wasn't sure you could do that in soccer -- only at Best Buy when you're purchasing a brand new television. Oh well.